腰腿第一、文體第二。

真的有這首歌啦。
不信你瞧。




唱的人叫做 Stephen Lynch。
看，我還貼心的把歌詞貼上來。

Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but i'm not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i don't care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
coz if i were gay
i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand


we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers

裡頭有些場景和用字各位可能不大清楚。
相信我，你不會想知道的。

對了，歌名就叫做"If I Were Gay"。（笑）